I need a new job.

I am totally worn out from a two hour babysitting call.

When I got the call, the only thing I could think of was why.

Why do I have to babysit kids while their parents go to Costco? For two hours, too. I mean, they're old enough...eight and ten. Unless they had something else in mind...

Don't wanna know.

Anyway, I'm bored. I ran around for like an hour before ultimately passing out on the grass.

You know that sharp pinching pain in your stomach when you realize that you're not only dehydraded but also incredibly tired and just might pass out?

That's my new high.